I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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