I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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