that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
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STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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