waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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