Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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