Small penises have feelings too.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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