hotel room ftw
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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