She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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