I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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