How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
It's rum buckets o'clock
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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