youre lurking in front of me
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
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