she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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