i just google imaged poop.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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