I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
