would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She bit a glass in half.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
