Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
me + whiskey = a bad person
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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