Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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