just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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