I hate all girls vehemently.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
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You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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