so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
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The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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