I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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