everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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