We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
In America we eat man semen.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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