this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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