Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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