Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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