I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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