There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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