I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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