I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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