Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
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Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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