if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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