Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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