we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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