What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between