It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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