I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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