It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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