If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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