actually, I'm a sock model
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself