My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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