I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
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