yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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