i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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