This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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