Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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