i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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