I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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