Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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