my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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