Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
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I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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