i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
are you so shy because you have an std?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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