We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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