Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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